tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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To: My Old Self
Real Friends
PLAYED 2,406 TIMES

citzn:

i keep kicking myself in the mouth, opening up every cut that should be a scar by now. i need the hope i always tell my friends about.’

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boynerdramblings:

Nintendo 64 Meme 
Banjo Tooie 
∟Rareware (2000)

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kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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Anonymous ;
Is heard your gf is slutty like doesn't really wear clothes like hookers do. Why does she do that. Does she think it's hot cause its very disrespectful

trutitty:

It’s not disrespectful at all? It’s her body she worked for it? She can wear whatever she wants. You’re ignorant and rude as fuck.

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coffeelynn:

princess—catherine:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”


I fucking love dogs

coffeelynn:

princess—catherine:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

I fucking love dogs

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

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Intro/Misery Loves Company
Suburban Scum - Xibalba/Suburban Scum Split
PLAYED 15,731 TIMES
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thattwatdeziree:

marcoinked:

Who is this!? 😍😍😍

ilymorgannn

thattwatdeziree:

marcoinked:

Who is this!? 😍😍😍

ilymorgannn
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ccatty:

send me asks im bored

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Anonymous ;
Why does guys get so turned on when a girl squirts

sexience:

because it reminds them of squirtle from Pokemon. some memories really hit u hard

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