my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
“i keep kicking myself in the mouth, opening up every cut that should be a scar by now. i need the hope i always tell my friends about.’
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
Is heard your gf is slutty like doesn't really wear clothes like hookers do. Why does she do that. Does she think it's hot cause its very disrespectful
It’s not disrespectful at all? It’s her body she worked for it? She can wear whatever she wants. You’re ignorant and rude as fuck.
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
I fucking love dogs
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
Why does guys get so turned on when a girl squirts
because it reminds them of squirtle from Pokemon. some memories really hit u hard